Okay so I have searched everywhere for my vampire fangs, and I cannot find them anywhere!!
:( :( :(
I think they might have been stolen when my cellar was broken into two years ago.
I had a lot of crap lying around there, nothing really worth anything, the most valuable thing I had were those vampire teeth. They're called "sexy bites" and can be found at Shock store.
And I really need them now....
Dammit, I don't want to have to buy new ones, especially since I can't really afford it.
Maybe I'll just not go as a vampire. Maybe I'll just go as...me?
GOD how boring!
Bleh, being poor sucks...
It sucks ass!!!
This wouldn't be a problem if I was rich, or had a job!
Can't do nothin' fun around here...
My life is an everlong bore...